we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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