but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
the room spins SO much faster in panama
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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