It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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