Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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