3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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