There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I need moral support for this bender
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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