She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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