Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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