i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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