Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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