It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
You don't make any sense
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