Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
