Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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