You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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