this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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