I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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