Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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