Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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