so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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