let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
