that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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