I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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