he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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