You can't special order awesome
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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