everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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