So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
