And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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