well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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