before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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