I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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