Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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