I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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