and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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