We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
farters have to be the big spoon...
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
