Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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