girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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