ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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