He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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