How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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