He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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