The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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