North Korea, Best Korea!
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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