I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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