listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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