Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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