I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I just found puke in my bra..
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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