You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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