I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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