How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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