How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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